Syaoran Li | 李 小狼 ([personal profile] cardcaptured) wrote2020-07-10 12:33 am

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INBOX text / audio / video / action Hello, this is Li Syaoran. I can't come to the phone right now, so leave a message if you can. Thanks. code credit
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[personal profile] ghostharasser 2021-01-20 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[See, that is more the response he was expecting, though maybe not from Li. Actually, has Li ever raised his voice like that? He was always so calm and collected. It takes a moment for Dipper to get back to him.]

[Particularly because he has a lot of things to cover in his second response.]


Trust me, no one knows better the sort of messed up loopholes Bill’s capable of than me. The whole reason he was able to steal my body was because he tricked me into a vague deal when I was backed into a corner.

Which is why we wouldn’t have made this deal with him if he hadn’t been two seconds away from splattering my uncle on the pavement from two stories up.
[Which, is probably important information- that Bill was this dangerous regardless of warps, and that he had to back them into a terrible corner before they would agree to such a deal.]

The truce is a lot bigger than just that, yeah. Grunkle Stan is the one who worked out the terms, since he was the one who ...tricked him in the end, that lead to us defeating him back home.
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[personal profile] ghostharasser 2021-01-25 09:24 am (UTC)(link)
[It’s pretty upsetting! Dipper is pretty upset by everything that’s happen, too.]

No, nothing like that. His deals don’t require a sacrifice, if that’s what you mean. They do usually come with the free pass into your body, but we explicitly wrote that out of the contract.

[Ford has to help him build a portal, but he doesn’t think that’s what Syaoran means, so he omits mentioning that for now.]

It’s a long story, and it goes back 30+ years. He’s been an ordeal for our family for way longer than we’d like, and we THOUGHT we were finally rid of him. I don’t know what Sodder might be thinking, dragging in a trillion year old, extra-dimensional eldritch monster, but we sure have him now. Ugh.

Bill’s a shapeshifter, so that makes things a little tricky, but he DOES have a form that seems like his real, or default form. It looks like this. If he’s possessing someone, a lot of the time you can tell by the eyes. If you get glance at him from the side, they’ll flash sort of like cat eyes, but way creepier.
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[personal profile] ghostharasser 2021-01-27 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
YEAH. Yeah. I’m starting to think he uses that form just to make me feel like an idiot when trying to warn people about him. I promise he’s a lot scarier than that form suggests.
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[personal profile] ghostharasser 2021-01-27 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[There’s a lot here to pull apart, so the response takes some time to come back to him. It’s hard because Dipper’s instinct is to be cagey about it, but he explicitly sent these messages out because he owed them an explanation. It’s hard to weigh between keeping his family’s business on the down low verses being honest with his friends. Being honest and risking backlash.]

He’s making Great Uncle Ford help him with a project. They’re building a portal to try and get out of Deerington.

[Just going to let that sit for a moment. He wants to ask more about the gem thing but this isn’t the conversation for it.]

And no, I’m pretty sure it won’t work a second time. It hinged entirely on Grunkle Stan being able to trick him, and the result was... [This is actually a touchy subject and Dipper doesn’t like thinking about it.]

Bill needed into Grunkle Ford’s mind for something specific, when he’s in your mind, he doesn’t have a physical form and he’s technically vulnerable. We had a device that could erase memories, but it didn’t work on Ford because of a metal plate in his head. So ...Grunkle Stan impersonated him instead, tricked Bill into his mind and then we had to. We had to erase them both.