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Dipper Pines ([personal profile] ghostharasser) wrote in [personal profile] cardcaptured 2021-01-19 03:32 am (UTC)

Early January

Hey! Dipper, here! So, this is a mass text to the people I hang out with the most.

To make a long story short: an entity that caused us a lot of grief back home, that goes by the name of Bill Cipher, has been dragged in by Sodder. He’s a dangerous monster with ridiculous powers, even while being limited by Sodder. Some of his greatest hits back home include: Stealing my body and throwing it down a flight of stairs; and starting an apocalypse that nearly destroyed the world and also possibly my entire dimension!

He’s the absolute worst, I can’t overstate this fact.

We (my family and I) got him to agree to a truce, a cease fire of sorts, for the duration of our stay in Deerington, which is good! However, it is also a magically binding agreement with real consequences if one side breaks the rules. One of those rules is that we (the Pines Family) cannot send allies after him and if anyone hits him first, he has retaliation rights. Basically I am here to say: Please for the love of god stay away from him. He’s Bad News.

This is kind of a lot, and I get that. If you have any questions, or want me to explain further, hit me. If you also want to distance yourself from me or my family I also get that. No hard feelings, I promise.

Anyway, yeah, that’s about it.

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